Very very incorrect but what the BLOODY hell…………
It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters.
They are putting some Persil in to stop the coloureds running.
Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
Following the riots in Tottenham, it’s important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists.
The vast majority are drug dealers and rapists.
Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles
every day for food & 10 miles every day for medicine for him & his
family. This is because the daft bastard and all his mates torched the
Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to
walk to Croydon for his breakfast.
Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who’s English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.
They’ve had to cancel the panto ‘Jack & the Beanstalk’ in Birmingham , Bristol , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and London :
Apparently the giant couldn’t smell any Englishmen.
Years ago it was suggested that, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
And my favourite… Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on stanby
